A shop
owner1 closed2 his shop and went home. He
was3 very tired but just
as4 he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?" The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A
few5 minutes
later6, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner
became7 very angry and he shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in." "Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man
said8, "I want to go out now . " 一個店老板關閉了店鋪,回家去了。他非常疲憊,但就在他剛躺下時
電話鈴響了。一個人問:“你什么時候打開你的店?” 店主很不高興這個
電話。沒有回答,他放下聽筒,回去睡覺。幾分鐘后,
電話又響了,該名男子問同樣的問題。店老板非常生氣,他喊道:“你不用問我什么時候打開店鋪,因為我不會讓你……” “哦,不。我不想進去,”那人說:“我想出去。”
I want to go out 我想出去文章來源
頭牌英語[
雙語笑話]