I want to go out 我想出去

A shop owner¹ closed² his shop and went home. He was³ very tired but just as⁴ he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?"   The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A few⁵ minutes later⁶, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner became⁷ very angry and he shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in."   "Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man said⁸, "I want to go out now . "   一個店老板關閉了店鋪，回家去了。他非常疲憊，但就在他剛躺下時電話鈴響了。一個人問：“你什么時候打開你的店？”   店主很不高興這個電話。沒有回答，他放下聽筒，回去睡覺。幾分鐘后，電話又響了，該名男子問同樣的問題。店老板非常生氣，他喊道：“你不用問我什么時候打開店鋪，因為我不會讓你……”   “哦，不。我不想進去，”那人說：“我想出去。”
I want to go out 我想出去文章來源頭牌英語[雙語笑話]