Dinner's ready 晚餐準備好了

My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector¹ went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them.   I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing² of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound.   "It's the smoke detector," they replied in unison³.   "Do you know what that sound means?" I demanded.   "Sure," my oldest replied. "Dinner's ready."   我的廚藝一直以來都是全家人取笑的對象。一天晚上，由于晚餐準備得太快，弄得廚房里全是煙霧，連煙霧探查器也響了起來。雖然我的兩個孩子在學校里都接受過防火安全訓練，然而他們對警報卻毫無反應。我很生氣，怒氣沖沖地在房間里到處找他們。   我在浴室里找到了正在洗手的他們。我的聲音大過了警報聲，要求他們辨別那種聲音。   “是煙霧探查器。”他們不約而同地回答。   “你們知道那種聲音代表什么嗎？”我問道。   “當然，”大一點的孩子回答，“晚飯已經好了。”
Dinner's ready 晚餐準備好了文章來源頭牌英語[雙語笑話]